1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2.I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
3.Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
4.A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
5.A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
6.Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
7.Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
8.Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life :D.
9.I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
10.I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people :D.
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